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Bags & Totes
Brine Queens Tote - Dirty Martini Club
$21.99
- ✦ Free shipping $50+
- ✦ 30-day returns
- ✦ Packed with care
In stock · ships in 3–5 days
Details & fit
Brine Queens Club – Dirty Martini Division You’ve entered the royal court of cocktails and chaos. This tote is for the girlies who garnish their power moves with pickles, rule with a martini in hand, and believe "Hot Pickle Summer" is a lifestyle, not a trend. The front print features a crowned pickle lounging in a dirty martini glass, surrounded by a posse of brine-loving, lipstick-wearing pickles with attitude. If you’re serving flavor, sass, and side-eye, this bag is your crown.
Shipping
Ships within 3–5 business days from Miami. Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+. International available at checkout.
Returns
30-day returns on unworn tees and unused goods. Sale items final. Email hola@sinceremischief.com and we’ll sort you out.
Materials & care
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk. Wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Built to last ten years, not ten weeks.
The story behind the print
Loud is the point. Readable across the room.
Inspired by Lotería cards and 1970s protest posters. Hand-drawn by our in-house artist Rosa M., printed one shirt at a time on garment-dyed cotton that gets better with every wash.
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312 reviews
★★★★★“Exactly what I wanted.”
Shipped fast. My coworkers keep asking where the tee is from — I tell nobody.
★★★★★“The fit is perfect.”
Heavy cotton. Print is crisp. Held up after 20 washes. Will buy again in every color.
★★★★★“Runs slightly large.”
Sized down to an S and it fits beautifully. The art is even prettier in person.
