Medieval Pickle Tote - Eco Grocery Bag for Foodies, Briny Girls & Castlecore Hauls, Order of the Eternal Brine Canvas Bag - Free Shipping

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Medieval Pickle Tote - Eco Grocery Bag for Foodies, Briny Girls & Castlecore Hauls, Order of the Eternal Brine Canvas Bag - Free Shipping

$28.61

✦ Free shipping $50+
✦ 30-day returns
✦ Packed with care

In stock · ships in 3–5 days

Details & fit

🏰 Your Brine Era Begins Here. Declare your allegiance to the Order of the Eternal Brine with this medieval-meets-market tote, featuring a bold pickle crest worthy of any briny quest. Whether you're storming the farmers market, raiding the bookstore, or hauling snacks for your salty coven, this eco canvas bag is your trusty sidekick. ✨ Ships free because taxes & tariffs are for kings, not brine queens. 🧺 Tote Features: Heavy 100% eco cotton canvas (12 oz) Flat bottom & reinforced handles Natural off-white color for everyday quests Ideal for groceries, gifts, books, and market spoils 🎯 Made For: Briny girls & salty souls Castlecore & cottagecore fans Foodie rebels and pickle stans Daily rituals, book hauls, and snack runs 🧼 Care Instructions: Spot clean only Do not bleach Line dry No ironing directly on print 💬 Join the Order. Haul with honor. Crunch with pride.

Shipping

Ships within 3–5 business days from Miami. Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+. International available at checkout.

Returns

30-day returns on unworn tees and unused goods. Sale items final. Email hola@sinceremischief.com and we’ll sort you out.

Materials & care

100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk. Wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Built to last ten years, not ten weeks.

The story behind the print

Loud is the point. Readable across the room.

Inspired by Lotería cards and 1970s protest posters. Hand-drawn by our in-house artist Rosa M., printed one shirt at a time on garment-dyed cotton that gets better with every wash.

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