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Order of the Eternal Brine Tee | Funny Medieval Pickle Shirt for Foodies, Weirdos, and Castlecore Lovers | Free Shipping
$39.04
- ✦ Free shipping $50+
- ✦ 30-day returns
- ✦ Packed with care
In stock · ships in 3–5 days
Details & fit
Welcome to the Order of the Eternal Brine, a sacred society of snack royalty, flavor loyalists, and dill devotees.
This isn’t just a pickle shirt. It’s a declaration of allegiance. To salt. To sass. To the savory side of life.
At its center: a crowned cucumber crest, surrounded by ancient brine relics: olives, lemons, chili, dill sprigs, and the noble cocktail sword. Above all, our house motto: Always Salty. Never Bitter.
Whether you're deep in picklecore, dabbling in weirdcore, or just want to storm the pantry in style, this tee is your banner. (Standard Domestic Shipping is Free!)
🧂 Details:
Flat vintage-style vector print with bold outlines for clean printing
Available in Bone Cream and Soft Sage
Lightweight, breathable, and true-to-size unisex fit
Printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees
🎁 A perfect gift for:
Pickle lovers and foodie weirdos
Dungeons and Dill heads
Cottagecore meets snackcore fans
Bridesmaids with a sense of humor
Anyone who would join a knighthood for condiments
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to battle. Just don’t forget the brine.
Shipping
Ships within 3–5 business days from Miami. Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+. International available at checkout.
Returns
30-day returns on unworn tees and unused goods. Sale items final. Email hola@sinceremischief.com and we’ll sort you out.
Materials & care
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk. Wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Built to last ten years, not ten weeks.
The story behind the print
Loud is the point. Readable across the room.
Inspired by Lotería cards and 1970s protest posters. Hand-drawn by our in-house artist Rosa M., printed one shirt at a time on garment-dyed cotton that gets better with every wash.
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312 reviews
★★★★★“Exactly what I wanted.”
Shipped fast. My coworkers keep asking where the tee is from — I tell nobody.
★★★★★“The fit is perfect.”
Heavy cotton. Print is crisp. Held up after 20 washes. Will buy again in every color.
★★★★★“Runs slightly large.”
Sized down to an S and it fits beautifully. The art is even prettier in person.
Complete the set.
