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Funny Floral Tote - "This Bag Contains Snacks & Poor Decisions" Canvas Bag for Moms, Besties, Students and Hot Messes - Free Shipping

$28.61
  • ✦ Free shipping $50+
  • ✦ 30-day returns
  • ✦ Packed with care
Color Β· Natural1 colorways
Size Β· 15" x 16"Size Guide β†’
In stock Β· ships in 3–5 days
Details & fit
🌸 Embrace the chaos. One snack at a time. This bag says what we’re all thinking: life is a mess, snacks are survival, and bad decisions make the best stories. With its playful quote and boho-floral design, this tote is your new go-to for Target runs, therapy walks, wine nights, and snack-fueled shenanigans. ✨ Ships free because good bags and bad decisions should be easy. ✨ Why This Tote Is a Whole Mood: Hilariously relatable quote = instant conversation starter Hand-drawn floral design = whimsical, cute, and scroll-stopping Durable canvas = holds snacks, secrets, and emotional baggage Lightweight & foldable = perfect for errand chaos and road trip cravings A+ gift for hot messes, besties, and snack queens everywhere πŸ“ Tote Details: 100% cotton canvas Size: 15” x 16” with 22” reinforced handles Lightweight but sturdy Eco-conscious and reusable Printed with high-quality, fade-resistant inks Machine washable (unlike your choices) 🎁 Makes a Great Gift For: Snack-loving, chaos-embracing besties Moms juggling toddlers and iced coffee Students surviving on Hot Cheetos and hope Book club girls who pack wine and granola bars Anyone who finds therapy in a good tote and a bad decision πŸ’¬ Carry your snacks (and sarcasm) in style. Because sometimes the messiest bags belong to the best people.
Shipping

Ships within 3–5 business days from Miami. Free shipping on U.S. orders $50+. International available at checkout.

Returns

30-day returns on unworn tees and unused goods. Sale items final. Email hola@sinceremischief.com and we’ll sort you out.

Materials & care

100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk. Wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low. Built to last ten years, not ten weeks.

The story behind the print

Loud is the point. Readable across the room.

Inspired by LoterΓ­a cards and 1970s protest posters. Hand-drawn by our in-house artist Rosa M., printed one shirt at a time on garment-dyed cotton that gets better with every wash.

Chapter 05 Β· 312

Real reviews, no BS.

4.9
312 reviews
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“Exactly what I wanted.”

Shipped fast. My coworkers keep asking where the tee is from β€” I tell nobody.

Ana R. April 2026
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“The fit is perfect.”

Heavy cotton. Print is crisp. Held up after 20 washes. Will buy again in every color.

Maya T. March 2026
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“Runs slightly large.”

Sized down to an S and it fits beautifully. The art is even prettier in person.

Jess K. March 2026